[ THE EXCITING STUFF BEGINS IN CHAP 4 ]
CHAPTER 1

Wednesday, October 15th 
 (dictated 4:20 pm, Oct 29) 

What the hell are you talking about?   

The guy at the store said it'd be easy,
but he must've been drunk, because the 
instructions were pure, fucking        
gibberish.                             

Here, check it out.                    

No thanks. I get enough of that        
gibberish crap from you and guess what?
Now you know how I feel. Hey! What the 
* f... look!                               

What?                                  

The screen. Look at the screen.        

Look at the...? Holy shit! It's        
working! It's finally fucking working! 
Yay! Yay! Yay!                         

Calm down, Jumpity Sam. It's just a    
dictating program, and not the cure for
cancer, but it is pretty cool watching 
our words pop up.                      

It's almost instantaneous, like... like
it can read our minds or something.    

I think that's called auto-fill.       

Auto what?                             



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