AmyStrange & the Criminal
(Part 1: the Escape)
                              Copyright © 2019 by David P. Ayotte
THIS BOOK IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
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CHAPTER 1: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15th

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It does a little. All that space and   
shouldn’t there be quotation marks or  
something? Wow! Now it looks even      
weirder, or in your case, dorkier.     

I should fix that.                     

You can’t fix dorky, and I know,       
because I’ve been trying for almost    
nine years now, and you’re still a     
dork.                                  

Come on. Am I that bad? Really?        

Well, it’s more funny than true, but   
you do have your moments.              

     Now that, I have to agree with,   
but what’s with the dork fixation all  
of a sudden?                           
     I was playing around online, you  
know, looking for weird shit, and I ran
across something called Dorks-Are-You, 
and it’s funny as hell.                
     Dorks-Are-You? Are you sure that’s
not Dorks-Are-Us?                      
     Nope. You’re the dork, not me, and
it’s got all the latest dork news,     
weather, jokes, and even has a         
crossword puzzle. Did you know that    
dorks can now wear jeans? I didn’t even
know that was a problem.               
     The weather too? How’s that work? 
     The same as ours, except it       
doesn’t seem to do anything but rain in
Dorkland. As a matter of fact, it’s    
been the headline news for weeks, and  
that pretty much sums up your whole    
life, doesn’t it?                      
     It kinda does, but shouldn’t I say
something nice here, you know, like how
you give me all the sunshine I need,   
and those rain drops are really just   
tears of happiness, or something sappy 
like that?                             
     Hmm, those aren’t too bad for a   
dork.                                  
     Ok, enough with the dork jokes,   
please, and besides, I’ve always worn  
jeans. I’ve got some on right now, damn
it.                                    
     I know. That’s what’s so confusing
about it.                              
     Whatever. Now please, let me      
concentrate, so I can find where she...
Fuck!                                  
     Now what?                         
     Now I’ve got to start adding      
context. Fuck!                         
     Context?                          



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CHAPTER 1: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15th
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